Jedward Genius

Always take what the Sun says with a pinch of salt but apparently John and Edward are set to star in a cartoon!

A year since they first assaulted my senses on The X Factor, the deadly duo are still landing deals to keep their name etched in our minds.It has emerged the Irish tuneless twins will be transformed into cartoon characters for a new kids' TV show.

I've always thought of them as a bit of a Mickey Mouse act. A source said: "They've been approached by a big network about a new series. As you can imagine, the boys are stoked."

I'm no animator, but they're bound to end up bearing more than a passing resemblance to airheaded rock fan duo Beavis and Butt-Head.

How witty they are.